Happy Halloween!

Hello! Happy (late) Halloween! This is my 13th post, ironically enough. I'm doing pretty well for views but my muse needs fuel. I need comments, suggestions! Even a blow by blow of how terrible my blog is would be helpful. COMMENT or no guest blogger. No post at all next week.
Now, I'm not avtually sure there's aright way to read this one.
  The gingerbread witch had one holiday she hated worse than all others. Now that she didn't eat children, she had chosen a more suburban neighborhood. Close to the "organic" market and with full broom service, it was the ideal location. Except for one thing. Halloween. 

    The children swarmed her house, yanking off whatever their fat little hands could carry. They shoved their bags full of her house, and then had the nerve to knock on her desiccated door and ask for more candy. Next year though, she would turn their rhyme back on them. She would full their noses with a scent so foul their candy would taste like feet for a month. She would fill their room with a waterfall so large their beds would slosh. And then she would hand them a lollipop and say "Happy Halloween!"