Sunday, October 26, 2014

Overcome Odour

  So, I have a really good excuse for not posting until so late where I am, but you probably don't care. Cool news, I may be having a guest blogger soon. No details yet, but she's pretty awesome. For that to happen anytime soon, I would need at least one review from somebody who hasn't yet. Please? Halloween is coming soon, so that post should be fun. Anyways, here is what all have you waiting been for. Wait, did you just read that wrong?
    Vivian Galosh truly was grateful. After Stanley's death, she had a very small income and no way to pay Boy Blue's  enormous rent. What the giant had done was incredible, since she had so many children and no way to feed them. The home was incredible, but would it have killed him to spray it first? It stank. Badly. Mrs. Galosh's children exactly filled the lace holes, leaving her in the very smelly bottom.
     She had tried everything. Her shower was inside the shoe, so as soon as she got out she smelled again. Her friends at sewing circle and book club suddenly started to forget her invitations after she started testing various perfumes. She even lit incense until she began to feel vaguely light headed and hungry. The solution seemed non existent and Vivian despaired for her social life. She needed to get out of this house! 
    Patty, her youngest, was the eventual savior. She was the one who discovered brand X drier sheets. 

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